Is This the Lobster?

This was found on the city information sign outside of the Malt Shop downtown. The death may have been induced by seafood allergies, pincers of mass destruction, or a severe case of lobsterusphobius resulting in heart failure.

Double Fuck You

I found this photograph on the street on my way home. They look like father and son, don’t they? I wonder why someone would throw this away??

At Least He’s Talking to You

I found these in an alley in the University District. I hope that finding them torn out in an alley means that the author has moved on from this chapter of her life

Alexa’s Death Threat

I found this outside my daughter’s elementary school. It looks suspiciously like an adult has helped Alexa put this apology together. I wonder what she said and what provoked her to say it in the first place?

Aunt FLO

Found on the ground in the parking lot at work.

Mitosis

I was in the library writing a biology lab report when I noticed this poem… I’m a biology nerd, but I’ve never resorted to expressing my love for mitosis in verse.

Papa’s Got a Brand New Job

I found this on the ground outside the Ballard Library. I think Papa has a hard time keeping a job and a good attitude. I wonder why someone calling herself mama has handwriting like a junior high kid?

I Declare

Inspired by FOUND’s recent visit to Seattle, I went to a nearby middle school to do my own hunt. I found many random notes but this one was my favorite.

Happy Spaniels

This photo was found in a thrift store, used as a bookmark in an older paperback– I wish I could remember which one– but my friend bought the book and gave me the happy, happy spaniels. The date on the back of the photo is April ’78, which is cool because my friend’s name is … Continued