Time for More

This note was folded in neat little quarters, with “To: Eric” written on the outside front and back. Even with the careful labeling, it got lost in a Metro station. She sounds so wistful … hope she and Eric had time for more than just texts!

2 Do List

Found in the hallway of my sister’s very professional workplace.

Banas Foster

Recently, at the bar where I work, a girl locked herself in the bathroom and promptly passed out. After ultimately breaking the door down, the girl’s friends took her home; it was not until we closed that we found this note. Apparently the girl’s friend thought she just needed the promise of Bananas Foster to … Continued

Enuf

Found it on a shelf near the mailboxes in my apartment building. For what it’s worth, the next morning I definitely heard a loud radio blaring from an apartment down the hall.

Drinking in the Den

Found this in a collection of odds and ends on the sidewalk where a woman had apparently either died or been evicted from her home.

Bunnies Gone Bad (On A Catalog Card)

Found on the sidewalk in front of the Capital Grille, about a block from the Library of Congress, two blocks from the US Capitol. Is that the Capitol Building on the left there, or a spaceship? And are those airplanes fleeing? Attacking? Or just ignoring? And what is that bad bunny hiding behind? Not to … Continued

Chihuahua Puppy Card

I laughed at this lying in the middle of the steet because it looked like a real puppy had been flattened “cartoon style.” When I picked it up I saw it was an anniversary card, but I had to read it twice before realizing it was a gay anniversary card.

Extremely Urgent

I found this while walking our dog a few months ago. To me this seems to be the nonsensical ramblings of a person suffering from paranoid delusions. Perhaps it is secret FBI code. In any case, the handwriting is nice.