Banas Foster

Recently, at the bar where I work, a girl locked herself in the bathroom and promptly passed out. After ultimately breaking the door down, the girl’s friends took her home; it was not until we closed that we found this note. Apparently the girl’s friend thought she just needed the promise of Bananas Foster to … Continued

Enuf

Found it on a shelf near the mailboxes in my apartment building. For what it’s worth, the next morning I definitely heard a loud radio blaring from an apartment down the hall.

Drinking in the Den

Found this in a collection of odds and ends on the sidewalk where a woman had apparently either died or been evicted from her home.

Bunnies Gone Bad (On A Catalog Card)

Found on the sidewalk in front of the Capital Grille, about a block from the Library of Congress, two blocks from the US Capitol. Is that the Capitol Building on the left there, or a spaceship? And are those airplanes fleeing? Attacking? Or just ignoring? And what is that bad bunny hiding behind? Not to … Continued

Chihuahua Puppy Card

I laughed at this lying in the middle of the steet because it looked like a real puppy had been flattened “cartoon style.” When I picked it up I saw it was an anniversary card, but I had to read it twice before realizing it was a gay anniversary card.

Extremely Urgent

I found this while walking our dog a few months ago. To me this seems to be the nonsensical ramblings of a person suffering from paranoid delusions. Perhaps it is secret FBI code. In any case, the handwriting is nice.

Did You Feed My Husband

This showed up in my mailbox (wrong address): an unsigned postcard from Grand Teton National Park. Don’t most people put meals in the freezer if they know someone can’t take care of himself?

2 Do List

Found in the hallway of my sister’s very professional workplace.