Did You Feed My Husband

This showed up in my mailbox (wrong address): an unsigned postcard from Grand Teton National Park. Don’t most people put meals in the freezer if they know someone can’t take care of himself?

2 Do List

Found in the hallway of my sister’s very professional workplace.

An Ominous Post-It

I found this post-it  presumably a note my predecessor had written to herself  in my desk during my first day on the job. How depressing.


I found it on the floor in a stall in a public women’s restroom at the mall.

A Grown Man

I found this flyer in a Kinko’s in south-east DC but the damn party had already happened. I would’ve loved to have gone.


I found this Tiffany gift card on a sidewalk outside a strip club.