I found this note on the campus of Indiana University. The Bullwinkle’s referred to in the last line is a local gay bar.
Donovan must have done something.
This creepy note was by my door a few days after I moved into a new apartment.
This warning was posted on the bulletin board in my laundry room. Man, those are some jacked-up panties!
This was found in a parking lot for the downtown oceanfront access while my family was on vacation in Hawaii.
I found this note en route to the laundry room at the Chesapeake Lofts.
I found this in my driveway one morning. At first I was really alarmed, and paranoid because I thought it was really aimed at me, but when I calmed down I realized it didn’t make sense: I am not a Generic Asshole and I have my own parking space. I liked it because I have … Continued
I found this way back in 2006, when I was living in the Rittenhouse Sq. area of Philly. It was on the sidewalk in front of my apartment building, and I stood there looking around for any potentially hazardous spots. There were none. I also spent a lot of time trying to decipher the word … Continued
I found two signed copies of this note balled up on the New York-bound platform of the train station.
This was taped to an electrical box at a Muni bus stop at Spear & Howard. I saw it on a Thursday when I left work, but didn’t have time to stop and read the whole thing until Friday. By Monday morning someone else had added the line at the bottom.