FOUND by Matthew C. in Proctor, Vermont
I found this on a car seat.
FOUND by Minton Clark in South Burlington, Vermont
I found this in the Price Chopper parking lot. Obviously, some jerk parked his car across two or more spots. I like the way the author emphasizes the offender’s obvious sense of entitlement by underlining “you,” as well as the use of “asshat” as opposed to the more pedestrian “asshole.”
FOUND by Jake in Burlington, Vermont
I found this in a book (a bookmark?) while I was looking through an old library collection at an estate sale. 1954 is typed on the back, that’s it. It seems so lonely, like no one else exists in this world, but someone is taking the picture. It seems sad that the plane is tipped up on an edge like its crashed. Also the expressionless monkey mask creeps me out.