Lay One on

I found this on a windy day while raking leaves, I hope whoever it was got the french kiss they wanted.

What I Like About You

I saw this on the ground walking through the rain on Brigham Young University campus. It was folded and wet. Hope you’re happy, Bradley. It sounds like somebody loves you.

Your Ex

I was stocking chips at the grocery store, and I found this sticky note in a case of chips with a rose.

Omitooth

My parents just bought a gas stove after several years of living with an inferior electric model. During the stove swapping, they discovered some inevitable detritus under the old stove. Their finds included a few plastic toys, a colony of dust bunnies, and this apology to the tooth fairy.

A Good Omen?

I found this sticky note inside a book I bought used off Amazon. The book was “Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch” I wish I had parents that would buy a book like this for me. This note comforts me.

Alex B+

I was walking down the street during my counseling session and I found this in the grass.

Animal Attributes

I found this on a table in my work’s cafeteria. It was written on a napkin, and I thought that it was just hilarious, especially because it is all about someone named Lance, and that is my name, too.

No Guns Allowed

I was walking down the stairs from my class and found this note sitting on the windowsill. I guess Spencer didn’t want to dispose of the note. Mission Failed.

Piggy Ransom

I found this between two pallets on the warehouse floor of my workplace, on the back of a flyer for discounted health care.