Stuffed Fang

My best friends found this and felt they should give it to me, I’m not sure how to take it. They found it on a suburban street. We think it must be stuffed.

Convincing love letter

I had to look up the meaning of allowing someone to do the motorboat thing.

Late Birthday Present

I found this on the Tube. An absent father mails his daughter some jeans with peanut butter and this accompanying letter, I assume.

Knight & Demon

I found this rather peculiar drawing on the bus in Manchester. The artist clearly put a lot of effort in, since paint, marker, and pencil were all used in its creation.


I found this last summer in a pile of leaflets on a bench in Bristol.


I found this on Chesterton Road next to Jesus Green.

Bedtime Songs

A friend and I found this on the side of the road on the way back home after a night out. It was pretty scratched and looked like it had endured the rain, but managed to splutter into life when played at home. It has since become a favourite for us both before bed, although … Continued

Hulk Bean Bag Chair

I found this in a magazine in the basement at a ‘BUY SELL TRADE’ shop in Notting Hill. The bean bag chair does look comfy, especially the “padded belly seat area.”

Shock Absorber

Found between the pages of Brahms Violin Sonata No. 3 in D minor, checked out from the library. I guess notes from a piano lesson. Most of it makes sense, but I wonder what “chords — shock absorber” would signify?