Objection
I found this card on the sidewalk outside my place. I can’t tell if it’s an actual hard luck story or just lines they were giving the poor guy who was trying to tell them something. I know I’ve spun a few of those in my day.
Right To Remain Silent
My boss and I were walking back from a meeting at the county’s administration offices and we stumbled on this well-trod list of instructions for appearing in court. I wonder if the original owner considering eating it, lest it fall into the WRONG HANDS.
Have You Discussed Any Deal?
I found these pages while walking my dog (I only happened to be on this street to avoid a potentially vicious dog). What fascinates me, besides the misspellings and omissions, is that there are apparently five more pages of this stuff. I think I’m going to start carrying pepper spray.