Teacher, Librarian

I found this at Lincoln High School in an English classroom. It was probably written by a group of kids in response to an “Animal Farm” (by Orwell) assignment. I thought it was kinda funny. I teach at Lincoln High School and find funny stuff all time; I should really send more of it in.

Blacklight List

I found this on the floor by the sinks in the girls bathroom at my high school. Sounds like fun? On the back it includes “927.84XX LED -The Lizard King (crossed out) KER – On the Road JOY – Jeemes Eoyce DUN -Say you love satan KOE – Stoner & Spaz.”

One Down

I found this list on a sidewalk on the north side of Chicago. I love that the titles at first seem incongruous, but there’s a definite pattern that emerges. The pattern becomes clearer when you turn it over to find a few more classics listed, including “Hamlet,” “Walden,” “The Great Gatsby” and “The Catcher in … Continued

Give Craig Money

I found this list in a stairwell in my college dorm in Oneonta, NY. What first came to mind was the hope that the writer felt motivated enough to do something today. And also the question of what she is giving Craig money for.

Could Ya Pick Up Some Ammo, Darlin?

A shopping list left behind in my basket last Saturday by some thoughtful citizen. Yep. They listed “bullets” on there– and even specified that said ammo be purchased at Wal-Mart. Yep. I live in the South. Sounds like good times were in store. Sippin’ on some refreshing tea with luxuriously brushed hair, firing off a … Continued

2 Do List

Found in the hallway of my sister’s very professional workplace.

Only The Essentials

I work at a library and found this “grocery” list being used as a bookmark. The list kept going but my scanner will only do 8×11. I’d love to try this diet!

DUI To-Do List

I found this outside the “studio” where I am shooting an ultra low-budget monster movie. It makes me wonder about our cast.

Drano Dinner

I found this list at the local grocery store. Sounds like New York is having a pretty good meal…until you get to the bottom of the list. Glad I wasn’t invited over for dinner.