50 Feet Penis

I grabbed a cart at the Home Depot the other day and this list had been left in the basket. Was it the daydream of a lonely artisan or a prank played by a snarky coworker? Either way that’s a lot of penis.

Feet Bleed

This was found at the Oconomowoc Public Library. Though this child appears to be very loving, I’m thinking that they probably shouldn’t own a pet.

Nic Fit

Found in the street

Cancelled

I hope the guy got the rest of his errands done. He left this at the cleaners where I work.

What I Want Most

This was found by the media specialist in the high school where I teach. I’m not sure if it was for an assignment or just the random thoughts of teenager.

Top Ten Ways to Get Rich

I found this in a Yucatan Peninsula guidebook that was left in our vacation house in Akumal, Mexico. Apparently the beach atmosphere stimulated the economic savvy of this tourist.

Price Check

My friend Kelly and I found this beaten up note by a tree on our campus.

Sometime Hours Later

I found this after moving into a new house. It made me worried that I should call the landlord before there were any problems.

Love Gretzky

I moved into a new apartment and found this note in the freezer. There is some reference to a person named “Tom” that involved a washing. This Tom maybe refer to “tomorrow” or some sort of animal. If it does refer to tomorrow, why wouldn’t you wash today? And how frequently is this Gretzky person … Continued