Places to Beat Devin to

My fiancee and I found a stack of pages torn from a notebook while walking around one of the lakes at Notre Dame University.

Cleanup for the Cleanup Crew

I volunteered to help the Kids Adopt-A-Beach Cleanup at Dock Weiler Beach. There were over 2,000 kids carrying plastic bags and wearing green gloves to pick up trash on the beach. While performing this duty, I realized that the majority of the trash on the beach that day was actually from the “Clean Up.” I … Continued

The Gel Pen Club

I found this at a local thrift store inside a 101 Dalmatians pencil case. I only picked it up since it was a case similar to one I used to own, and decided to look inside for no particular reason but nostalgia. I found this and a few other papers inside, the others reading “Gel … Continued

The Spy Plan

Espionage and counter-espionage in the park. I found this evidence of spies in our midst one spring day.

Death and Taxes

Found in old file while setting up a computer lab, left by a previous employee with a wide-ranging set of important things to do.

2 Doo List

Found inside the paper bin at the local township recycle center.

Fall and Winter Goals

It looks like a list of goals from 2 people. I love that “get laid” is underlined 3 times.

Last But Not Least

On my morning walk, this happens to get stuck to the bottom of my shoe. On Wood St.

50 Feet Penis

I grabbed a cart at the Home Depot the other day and this list had been left in the basket. Was it the daydream of a lonely artisan or a prank played by a snarky coworker? Either way that’s a lot of penis.

Feet Bleed

This was found at the Oconomowoc Public Library. Though this child appears to be very loving, I’m thinking that they probably shouldn’t own a pet.