Snake’s Award
Found this gem while walking home in the rain. I love how they torch and threaten this poor guy. That’s what I love about this town, full of love.
Please Don’t Park
I found this in the parking lot of a grocery store.
Asshat!
I found this in the Price Chopper parking lot. Obviously, some jerk parked his car across two or more spots. I like the way the author emphasizes the offender’s obvious sense of entitlement by underlining “you,” as well as the use of “asshat” as opposed to the more pedestrian “asshole.”
2…?!
I found this on the floor of the elevator in my dorm. Yikes, sounds serious.
Burning and Urinating
After returning to the elevator of my old apartment building, I found this next to the entrance. The elevator was carpeted from floor to ceiling and had absolutely no ventilation to relieve itself from the unmistakable stench.
It Is Junk
In Chicago the people fight over parking spots on public road way that they shovel out, sometimes it gets personal!
Ghetto Food
My co-workers and I found this note attached to the shared office refrigerator, which was down the hall and around the corner from our little pod.
Feal the Need
I found this in the laundry room of my apartment complex. Apparently someone felt passionate about not having their clothes placed on a “dirty-ass washer.” I like that whoever did the horrible deed posted an anonymous reply below.
Dognapper
I found this love letter/threat on a vacant seat on the #76 east-bound bus, on the way to DJ at Delilah’s one unseasonably warm evening.
You Don’t Work Here
My girlfriend found this under her windscreen wiper after parking at her old place of work one day last summer. It s a good, free place to park for the city center. Obviously someone wasn t happy!