Do I Smell Burning?

Found face up on the ground while I was waiting at New Cross Bus Garage.

Grand Theft Laundry

This note was found posted on a bulletin board in the laundry room of a housing community on the University of Central Florida campus.

Hey Fuck Face

I found this note in the parking lot of the Redwood Gospel Mission Thrift Store. There weren’t any obvious entrances or exits for a car to block, so the event probably happened elsewhere. And the thrift store people are all very nice.

A Bad Day

I found this note on the sidewalk awhile ago.

Enuf

Found it on a shelf near the mailboxes in my apartment building. For what it’s worth, the next morning I definitely heard a loud radio blaring from an apartment down the hall.

Stereotypes Shmeretypes

Found this detention slip, or “Detention Notification,” in my study hall today.

Waste of Skin

It was during a horrific snow storm and I ran out of gas on the way to one of two gas stations open at the time. Luckily I was able to turn left onto a street going downhill and I parked my car in front of an apartment building and coincidentally, in front of a … Continued

The Bike Message

I came outside for my lunch break this afternoon to find a note on my bike. No idea who it was from, but apparently they’d really like to park their bike where I’ve parked mine for the past two years.