Waste of Skin

It was during a horrific snow storm and I ran out of gas on the way to one of two gas stations open at the time. Luckily I was able to turn left onto a street going downhill and I parked my car in front of an apartment building and coincidentally, in front of a … Continued

The Bike Message

I came outside for my lunch break this afternoon to find a note on my bike. No idea who it was from, but apparently they’d really like to park their bike where I’ve parked mine for the past two years.

Your Warning

Parked for a few hours in the evening on a residential street and came back to find this note stuck on the window of my car. By the way, I didn’t have a backpack, nor am I bald (or male).

Snake’s Award

Found this gem while walking home in the rain. I love how they torch and threaten this poor guy. That’s what I love about this town, full of love.

Car Alarm

I found this on the ground in the parking lot of my apartments … the ending remarks are sweet.

Asshat!

I found this in the Price Chopper parking lot. Obviously, some jerk parked his car across two or more spots. I like the way the author emphasizes the offender’s obvious sense of entitlement by underlining “you,” as well as the use of “asshat” as opposed to the more pedestrian “asshole.”

2…?!

I found this on the floor of the elevator in my dorm. Yikes, sounds serious.