Your Warning

Parked for a few hours in the evening on a residential street and came back to find this note stuck on the window of my car. By the way, I didn’t have a backpack, nor am I bald (or male).

Snake’s Award

Found this gem while walking home in the rain. I love how they torch and threaten this poor guy. That’s what I love about this town, full of love.

Car Alarm

I found this on the ground in the parking lot of my apartments … the ending remarks are sweet.

Asshat!

I found this in the Price Chopper parking lot. Obviously, some jerk parked his car across two or more spots. I like the way the author emphasizes the offender’s obvious sense of entitlement by underlining “you,” as well as the use of “asshat” as opposed to the more pedestrian “asshole.”

2…?!

I found this on the floor of the elevator in my dorm. Yikes, sounds serious.

Burning and Urinating

After returning to the elevator of my old apartment building, I found this next to the entrance. The elevator was carpeted from floor to ceiling and had absolutely no ventilation to relieve itself from the unmistakable stench.

Ghetto Food

My co-workers and I found this note attached to the shared office refrigerator, which was down the hall and around the corner from our little pod.

Feal the Need

I found this in the laundry room of my apartment complex. Apparently someone felt passionate about not having their clothes placed on a “dirty-ass washer.” I like that whoever did the horrible deed posted an anonymous reply below.