All The Reasons Why

I found this at work near a storm drain. It took some deciphering, but the note pretty much reads like the standard “writing as a punishment” thing that a lot of Catholic schools use (I speak from personal experience).

Nervous Breakdown Pending

It looks like someone needs to get off their butt and get some work done. I’m just glad it wasn’t for me. I found it on the kitchen counter and was momentarily concerned, but my wife had brought it home after she found it.