Not Afraid

I found this three years ago, when working as a waiter at TGI Friday’s. I was cleaning tables, and found this note written on a napkin. I’m not sure if it’s a message for themselves, or a message for who ever would find it.

You Can Fly

Discovered on the lawn of the Texas Memorial Museum in fall 2001, while leaving work. At first I thought it an excited inference concerning select evolutionary adaptations of the Texas Pterosaur Quetzalcoatlus, inside the museum. Or maybe an enthusiastic decision on the burning supper issue: pizza vs. hot wings. But it’s so whimsical that it … Continued

OMG

Found this on the floor in the arts block in my school. It was very crumpled and on the back of a piece of paper ripped off of homework worksheet.

No Nuthin

I found this sticking to a traffic cone inside the University of Alaska Anchorage Campus Center. I’m assuming it’s a wet paint sign, but there was nothing being painted that I saw.    

If You Don’t Want to Be Friends

I found this note while walking my dog. It was torn and wadded up on the edge of the sidewalk. On the flip side it has an answer to the note I suppose: “Bye.”

Left My Heart in San Francisco

Found this on the railing to a wooden bridge near the Buddha. Seems someone left more than a photo behind.

Find the Parameters

Found this buried under some old picture frames in the living room at my mother’s, but the writing is neither mine, nor hers, nor anyone we know.

Decisions, Decisions

My 7-year-old son brought this home one day. This leaves me wondering what the problem is, and how it could possibly involve nets and plastic.

Now What?

I found this while bar-hopping downtown one night and, given my condition, thought it was deeply perplexing.