Find the Parameters

Found this buried under some old picture frames in the living room at my mother’s, but the writing is neither mine, nor hers, nor anyone we know.

Decisions, Decisions

My 7-year-old son brought this home one day. This leaves me wondering what the problem is, and how it could possibly involve nets and plastic.

Now What?

I found this while bar-hopping downtown one night and, given my condition, thought it was deeply perplexing.

Things Needed

Found outside my work on the sidewalk. Seems like an important piece of information that is needed.

Stinky Cheese

I intercepted this note from some 3rd graders. Later I found more of these notes under the recipient’s desk. Turns our he was writing to himself. And yes, he was receiving counseling.

Peace for Sale

Found this on a walk through the neighborhood.

Some One, or Myself

My boyfriend works in a supermarket and keeps finding these notes tucked in the shelves.

Sluts R “Us”

I found this on my way out of the grocery store one night, in an empty handicapped parking spot. It appears to be on the back of something from the local hospital’s birth center.