Cat in The Hat

I found this tithe envelope in a hymnal while attending my little sister’s Christmas concert a couple years ago. I’ve held onto it ever since because I love the youthful stream of consciousness and the memories of daydreaming in church.

Policemen Are Criminals, Too

I found this stuck to a window on the fifth floor of the Rutherford Library on the University of Alberta campus. It’s written on a post-it note. It kinda makes me wonder what exactly the campus 5-0 did to whomever wrote this.

Dry Clothes, Pray

Found in a rain puddle while walking the kids to school. I hope the person that lost this list didn’t forget what they needed to do.

It Was a Good Day

I found this in the hallways of my high school two years ago.

Ashley Undermines

This was lying on the floor of our high school theater.

These Strange Midwestern People

I found this on the sidewalk by the Nelson Atkins Art Museum. I can’t help but wonder what specifically is so strange about Midwestern people – it remains a mystery to me.

All Adds Up

My friend found this slip of paper in the vents of his house in NE Portland, an apparent relic from its previous residents. On the front is a child playing with an adding machine. On the opposite side, a child has written “I will eat you.” This is what I imagine regarding its origin: the … Continued

Such a Good Question

I found this folded into a teeny, tiny square on the sidewalk. I picked it up and opened it. It is a timeless question.

Save the Chimpmonks!

Found this taped to a random tree deep in the heart of Brooklyn, where animal rights are held sacred. The Chipmunk has a beret and a pipe. Classic! He looks sad, maybe his pipe is empty. That’s heavy man.

Smoke in Crack

Found under the desk in my classroom.