Wal-Mart TV

So I get home the other day and find this note in an envelope on my front door. I work from home during the day and leave the blinds open in the front of the house to let light in.

Hello Kitty Rules

I found this on the street after garbage day. I assume it strayed from the recycling bin and onto the curb where I found it. I pity this girl’s future boyfriends.

Going Postal

It’s pretty sweet when you know someone in your apartment complex is 10 seconds from going postal. If the guy is ever caught I think Scott from Apt 1 should take this to Judge Judy.

Air Up The Tires

Found in the grass near a bike rack at Spring Arbor University. Poor David. I hope his wit saved his bike from being taken.

Grand Theft Laundry

This note was found posted on a bulletin board in the laundry room of a housing community on the University of Central Florida campus.

No Stealing Babies

I was at a charity book sale a couple of years ago and came across this, tucked in a copy of Moby Dick. I was sort of disturbed by it. I just came across it in my wallet again, and figured I’d post it here.

The Bicycle Thief

I am a student at Ball State University. A few weeks ago I noticed a bike lying on the ground, unattached to anything. It was a cool bike– vintage and in pretty good condition. Everyday for a week I would come to this area to lock up my bike and marvel that no one had … Continued

Don’t Even Want This Bike Back

We found this sticking to a movie poster at our local theater. Working as an over-night janitor, I tend to find pretty random things, but this has to be the oddest. No number or address, so the kid really doesn’t want his bike back. He just wants the thief to feel his hatred.

Justice

This is from a school journal I found lying on the street. What follows is sea sickness, famine, and one hellish night spent on a floating plank of wood in black freezing water. That’s enough to seize the darkest corners of insanity … because she stole a lighter. Stay tuned.