Obsessed

This creepy note was by my door a few days after I moved into a new apartment.

Behind You

This was stuck on the side of a house that I was passing by.

Dear Loretta

I’m the sad clown who mops the stage after the shows at Turning Stone Casino and Resort, the Indian profit center of Central New York. Loretta Lynn wasn’t out after curtain with her Maglite looking for ground scores a couple nights ago, so I got to keep this find from downstage right. Other stagehands’ girlfriends … Continued

I’m Calling the Cops Again

This blew onto my foot while walking home from dinner on a Saturday night on Smith Street. The find really speaks for itself.

Creepy Guy

I found this at a Tim Horton’s coffee house in my town. It’s notorious for its abundance of creepy old men.

Always Watching

I found this on my car windshield last fall. My girlfriend and I now close the bedroom blinds.