Our Youngest Boy In Our Family

These notes were posted on telephone poles around my corner – I left this one there for three months before grabbing it.

I Will Take It In to Get Fixed

I found this in a yard where the tenant once threatened to shoot my dog for sniffing around. My favorite part is that Russell decided to spare his friend the anguish of discovering his problems were public knowledge. Hopefully a bad temper isn’t one of Jon’s problems, or else Russell Jr. might have to worry … Continued

Acid Family

My lover, Michelle, found an interesting toolbox at a garage sale. When she opened it, there were slides inside. She asked the man running the sale about them. He said he bought the box at a garage sale the previous year, but never ended up using it. Michelle bought the case, kept the slides, and … Continued

Don’t Show Mom

Back in the day, my father had two main hobbies: garage sale-ing and stamp collecting. The way that these two hobbies manifested themselves in combination was when my dad would go to an estate sale (meaning someone has died), he would purchase the deceased’s collection of letters. He then would browse for any stamps of … Continued