Late To Gym

I live in the ‘burbs and commute to work in Chicago every Monday through Friday on the Metra Union Pacific Northwest Line. I found this folded-up note in the Arlington Heights train station parking. Lots of schoolkids also ride this train line, and this note undoubtedly belongs to one of them.

Rez Rap

My real estate agent and I were touring some potential investment properties when we found this in a vacant trailer home. This young rapper might be advised to stay in school or check into rehab.

Dear Coach

Found at my daughter’s elementary school on the ground outside. I suspect it was never turned in to the coach.

Just Fake Her Handwriting

I work for a touring puppet company and, as a result, often spend time in elementary schools. I found this note on the cafeteria floor where we’d set up our stage for an afternoon show. I’m guessing this is either a rough draft of a forgery, or that Mrs. Hernandez needs to brush up on … Continued