Pandemic Shopping List
I came out of the pharmacy and saw this on the ground, soaking wet, in the rain. I love the juxtaposition of the inspirational notepaper and the reality of how this pandemic has influenced our shopping lists.
New Room. New Me.
Child’s list for renovating bedroom: “small chair, small table, white paint, new toy box, get rid of some stuff. New room, new me!” (8/3/2020)
Tennis Elbow
Found this random assortment of oddments in a shopping cart at Grocery Outlet…
(6) Baked Ruffles
Found tucked next to the plastic flap of a grocery store shopping cart. Such gratitude and joy!
Extra Special Ingredient
I found this shopping list in a 1950s copy of “The Joy of Cooking”.
Quick Stop
I found this on New Year’s Eve (on a quick run in to get something) at… Wal-Mart.
Nose Pills
Found this next to a gas pump a few days after Christmas. Did he lose the list before he finished his shopping? Did he remember those nose pills and the lip stuff? The note is written on a Post-It that says “Betapace AF” on it. That’s a drug to treat heart arrhythmias.
Could Ya Pick Up Some Ammo, Darlin?
A shopping list left behind in my basket last Saturday by some thoughtful citizen. Yep. They listed “bullets” on there– and even specified that said ammo be purchased at Wal-Mart. Yep. I live in the South. Sounds like good times were in store. Sippin’ on some refreshing tea with luxuriously brushed hair, firing off a … Continued
A Special Diet
Gearing up for a 24 hour f*ck-fest? How about a spell-check?