Don’t Show Mom

Back in the day, my father had two main hobbies: garage sale-ing and stamp collecting. The way that these two hobbies manifested themselves in combination was when my dad would go to an estate sale (meaning someone has died), he would purchase the deceased’s collection of letters. He then would browse for any stamps of … Continued

Anne Frank Essay

Some middle schooler meditates on the sexiness of Anne Frank.

Merry Christmas, Dad?

In the post-Christmas season, its pretty predictable to find a lot of cast-off Christmas decorations in thrift stores, especially with the ever-popular New Years Resolutions of “getting organized” or “reducing clutter” being made recently by families everywhere. The subject matter immediately struck me as being awesomely … awkward, but at the same time quite thoughtful, … Continued

Red Shorts Boy

At Coachella, my friend Phil was attracting all the men because all he was wearing were these red booty shorts. I guess the boys who parked next to us wanted to get in them– we found this on our windshield!

It’s Totally Awesome

I found this stuck in the windshield wipers of a car in 1991. We didn’t investigate.

Sexy

I found this in the hallway of my high school on St. Patrick’s day. I wonder who the intended recipient was and if they ever actually received the message.

You Sexy Thing

Gotta love a love note written in crayon!

Limpy Love Note

I found this in the pocket of a pair of pants dropped off where I work (at a dry cleaner’s – we have to check all the pockets before the clothes go into the machines).

Epic Question

I found this next to a recycling bin at a high school. I think that it was created in a Sex Ed. class where the students were assigned to ask questions to the opposite gender. It is a prevailing question often pondered by the male species.