Red Shorts Boy

At Coachella, my friend Phil was attracting all the men because all he was wearing were these red booty shorts. I guess the boys who parked next to us wanted to get in them– we found this on our windshield!

It’s Totally Awesome

I found this stuck in the windshield wipers of a car in 1991. We didn’t investigate.


I found this in the hallway of my high school on St. Patrick’s day. I wonder who the intended recipient was and if they ever actually received the message.

You Sexy Thing

Gotta love a love note written in crayon!

Limpy Love Note

I found this in the pocket of a pair of pants dropped off where I work (at a dry cleaner’s – we have to check all the pockets before the clothes go into the machines).

Epic Question

I found this next to a recycling bin at a high school. I think that it was created in a Sex Ed. class where the students were assigned to ask questions to the opposite gender. It is a prevailing question often pondered by the male species.

2 Sexy

Found in a classroom at Roanoke College. If the head only had a body on which to wear said shirt.

Bedtime Story

I found this inside a library book – a copy of ‘We Don’t Live Here Anymore’ by hunky Aussie ex-footballer Matt Nable. I’m definitely planning to spend more time at the library in the future if this is typical of the local sexed-up literati.