Another Love Note

I found this romantic(?) “love note” on the sidewalk outside of a bar. It’s been hanging on my refrigerator for almost a year now.

Jelousy Loves BomBom

Asking the love of her life what she did differently the last time they did the nasty.

Free As A Bee

Found in a mostly blank music notebook. I didn’t think much of it until I read the last sentence then decided to submit it.

Try Hz Ass Out

I found this outside of a shopping center. Sounds like this mother and daughter have open lines of communication regarding sex.

Last But Not Least

On my morning walk, this happens to get stuck to the bottom of my shoe. On Wood St.

Get Tested

After a long night of party hopping, I ended up passing out at home. In the morning I found this stuffed into the front of my pants.

Never Mind :/

Self-explanatory. I found this in the parking lot while I was shopping. It appears to be a note passed between two elementary or middle school kids.

Mommy, Wife, Life Partner

Found in the back of a Tri-Met city bus. I can’t help but wonder if it was left by the recipient, or if the sender lost it before he had a chance to even give it to her.