Free As A Bee

Found in a mostly blank music notebook. I didn’t think much of it until I read the last sentence then decided to submit it.

Coupon Sheet

I’m not sure exactly what “VOID” means in this case. Does it mean that they have already been used? Or does it mean that they are no longer valid? Maybe they had an expiration date or something. Or he made her mad at some point and she scribbled “VOID” on it out of spite. “Fer … Continued

How to make a baby

I found wedged behind an antique mirror in a flat in Dublin. I think it was done many years ago by a girl trying to work out the details of sex because she wasn’t taught it in school.

Don’t Tell Her

Found this note folded and in the gutter at NE 12th & Davis. Wonder who the “her” is and hoping that this direct approach paid off.

SPRING BREAK!!!

Found this on the floor at a local grocery store.

Another Love Note

I found this romantic(?) “love note” on the sidewalk outside of a bar. It’s been hanging on my refrigerator for almost a year now.

Jelousy Loves BomBom

Asking the love of her life what she did differently the last time they did the nasty.

Try Hz Ass Out

I found this outside of a shopping center. Sounds like this mother and daughter have open lines of communication regarding sex.

Last But Not Least

On my morning walk, this happens to get stuck to the bottom of my shoe. On Wood St.