Try Hz Ass Out

I found this outside of a shopping center. Sounds like this mother and daughter have open lines of communication regarding sex.

Last But Not Least

On my morning walk, this happens to get stuck to the bottom of my shoe. On Wood St.

Get Tested

After a long night of party hopping, I ended up passing out at home. In the morning I found this stuffed into the front of my pants.

Never Mind :/

Self-explanatory. I found this in the parking lot while I was shopping. It appears to be a note passed between two elementary or middle school kids.

Mommy, Wife, Life Partner

Found in the back of a Tri-Met city bus. I can’t help but wonder if it was left by the recipient, or if the sender lost it before he had a chance to even give it to her.

Respect

This was found in a notebook that we use at the thrift store where I volunteer.

Late To Gym

I live in the ‘burbs and commute to work in Chicago every Monday through Friday on the Metra Union Pacific Northwest Line. I found this folded-up note in the Arlington Heights train station parking. Lots of schoolkids also ride this train line, and this note undoubtedly belongs to one of them.