Ouch Report

I found this blowing around in the entrance of a grocery store. I was intrigued by the curious grammar and flourished handwriting.

Windshield Confession

I found this on the windshield of my car one morning. I thought it was a parking ticket I hadn’t noticed the night before, but I was wrong. I have no idea who in my apartment complex left it or who this could be, but I do remember there used to be a silver BMW … Continued

I, Uh, “Won’t”

I found this crumpled up in a little ball on the floor of a beauty parlor washroom sometime back. It’s now hanging in my own bathroom.

But I Like Nancy

I found this index card in a used book I picked up at Value Village.


I loaned a book to my sister. When she returned it this rum stained paper was inside.

Not Feeling Too Secure

I found this on First Avenue. It was nighttime and raining (of course). I think it captures some underlying discontent, or restlessness, or pointlessness that is detectable in this city where everything seems new.

A Damn Test

This is the best thing I ever found. I found it outside a youth center in Seattle. I like to imagine young Matt taking hours laboring over this note. I’m not sure if you can tell, but the last rhyme was erased and rewritten many times. Ah…young love. Enjoy!