Romantic Evening, Indeed

I found this while working at an upscale hotel. Housekeeping had recovered it from a room and left it in the back office. More than halfway through an otherwise empty composition notebook awaited this gem. Our Casanova’s intentions are well-meaning, but really man, you’re going to spend more on your bathrobe than on the lucky … Continued

Busy Day

This list was found in the parking lot of my office building, which houses a few different businesses. It was found late November 2005.

Study Meth

I believe this started at 2:20 AM.

Cleanup for the Cleanup Crew

I volunteered to help the Kids Adopt-A-Beach Cleanup at Dock Weiler Beach. There were over 2,000 kids carrying plastic bags and wearing green gloves to pick up trash on the beach. While performing this duty, I realized that the majority of the trash on the beach that day was actually from the “Clean Up.” I … Continued

Laura and Max

This was found on the floor one rainy weekday night.

The Ideal Man

Found this in a copy of a Thornton Wilder play at the library. Next to the word dating, whoever wrote this scribbled out “me.” Someone has a very specific picture of their ideal man. Or they’re just a stalker.

Diet Regimen

Found in the hallway recently. I was struck by the plethora of spelling errors. My favorite is “darie”, seconded by “carrets” and “porck”. What is Hugga bugga juice (Hayen punch)?

To Stay Helthy

I found this on my door a few days ago. My kids have grown and gone now, but I was sure tempted to call Martin anyway. I’m especially intrigued about the kids staying ‘helthy.’

Sort It Out

I found this to-do list on the floor of the medical library at the university. My favourite is “Stop attacking girls you don’t fancy.”