Dear Nerdy Swimmer

My co-worker found this by the computers the other day (we work at the public library). No one saw the kid who left it, but we wanted the kid to know that we hope he/she makes it to state and a good college later on!

Ms. Flirty

Found this inside a paperback at a used book sale.

In Case He’s Faking

It was lying in the hallway of an apartment building I was helping my brother move into.

Joe Is Dirty

Found this not far from the high school when I was going for a walk. It was folded up neatly and laying right by the road in the grass.

Justice

This is from a school journal I found lying on the street. What follows is sea sickness, famine, and one hellish night spent on a floating plank of wood in black freezing water. That’s enough to seize the darkest corners of insanity … because she stole a lighter. Stay tuned.

Grocery Propaganda

I was in Rainbow Foods and I found this sitting on top of one of those automated talking coupon machine things that starts talking at you once you walk in front of it. It truly is scary!

Minutare Horse Dogs?

This Post-it was found on my desk one morning when I came in to work, it wasn’t attached to anything so I can only assume I am supposed to pull out my crystal ball and divine who has such large dogs.

Save Me!

My first find, discovered in the University of Houston-Clear Lake parking lot. Looks like it’s been run over a few times, but you can still make out a terrified look on the kid’s face.

Reasonable Fear

I found this in a bush on my college campus. The back of the card has Greek letters and the name “Jen”, so I suppose it was part of a sorority pledge game. Or maybe Jen just really needed to get something off her chest.