A Love Note

A group of friends and I were on our way to a “Jungle Fever” themed dance when we decided to ditch the dance for some Mexican food. As we were walking to the restaurant I came across this piece of paper on the floor. I’ve kept it in my dorm since.

Not Belated

I’ve been tempted to use this on someone after forgetting their birthday. There must have been some understood excuse between giver and receiver for the birthday wishes coming late, not sure what it was.

No One Is White Power

This is a little neighbor dispute I found on the sidewalk on my walk home from dinner.

Back from Vegas

I found this near my brother’s house. He has a notepad with the same paper in his house. Someone he knows must have written it, but I don’t know who. No one he knows was recently going to or coming back from Vegas.

Cheesecake Volleyball

I found this resting on the top of a trash can at the beach just after I’d finished a volleyball tournament. Some of the words seem to go together, and some… delightfully random.

50 Cents in Boot

Next to the wall that separates the Budget Rent a Car where I work and the diner next door sat a pair of boots. In one boot was this note, 50 cents and a vial of some unknown liquid. I found the whole situation quite funny.

Take Me To The River

My friend lives in a complex frequented by homeless people as a short cut. Apparently they were using the semi-hidden porches in the parking lot area to poo in privacy. In an act of desperation this sign was put up, begging them to stop. I stole the sign; it wasn’t up for very long.

They’re Hard to Get, but I Know a Guy

I’m a member of Shakespeare To Go, a company that performs theater for school children. I found this ticket in an elementary school’s multi-purpose room.

The Realignment

I found this note at work. After several lay-offs, we were moving our company into a smaller area of our building, and this note was in the debris. I don’t know who Alex or Dave are, so the note must be pretty old, but I think I would have liked working with them back in … Continued