Seafood Specials

Found on a ledge at a Family Dollar store on St. Claude and Louisa.

Off Guard

Found this in a recycling bin near my home, and I cannot believe anyone would throw out such a perfect photo. The wood paneling, the shamed expression on the man’s face, the livid expression on the woman’s face, and then, the crowning touch: the rose. It’s fantastic.

Flatbelly Melissa

I found this around the dumpster outside of my work. Not sure what a Flatbelly Melissa is, but if I ever see it on a menu, I’m ordering it.

General Tso’s

Found near a Chinese restaurant. Seriously. I hope it’s not a shopping list.

Parents Are In Town!

I found this outside the Ft. Collins Lincoln Center while visiting my parents for the holidays. It seemed ironically fitting.