What Would Mario Do?

Found this in our yard waste recycle bin. Jesus was a carpenter, after all.

Mother’s Guilt

My friend, Kathleen, and I found this floating around on an elementary school playground.

From Ivan’s Desk

I’m not exactly sure if this one counts, but I thought I’d share it anyway. My drummer found this note left in his room two days after moving in with this really anal guy he found on Craigslist (’nuff said). He unfortunately moved out before receiving any bathroom pointers.

Hey God, Thanks

I found this while working the returns desk at my job. A woman came in who seemed to be in a rush. In her haste she didn’t notice that this little folded piece of triangular oragami fell out of her bag. Coincidentally, at this time I was in fact reading FOUND Magazine #6 between customers, … Continued

Honor System

This was attached to a small box which I assume held the candy. I wonder if the kiddies heeded the notice.

I Don’t Know How to Thank You

I found this post-it note at a campsite near Guerneville. I imagine it rode there attached to a yummy box of Hamburger Helper or similar, a child’s fondest wish finally becoming reality. Really, how does one thank someone for such a joy?

Nectarine Pancakes

I found this in a used bookstore, between the pages of a 1970s edition of Henry James’ “The Ambassadors.”