Mean Little Bugger

So a friend was moving out of her flat, taking her books from the built in bookshelf with her. Her gay German flatmate was distressed. He didn’t have any books of his own, and the bookshelf would look sad sans books. So he did what any self-respecting semi-literate would do. He bought up several bulk … Continued

Really Drunk By Now

I found a blank book at the Goodwill, and the first few pages were filled with this stuff. Not sure if they are lines for a sitcom they are writing or if this person knew some pretty witty people.

Religious Education

Found this on the steps of my school just outside the religious studies block. I’m not sure if ‘Jamal’ was paying attention to the lesson.

Book Report

Well, at least he was being truthful.

Hopeless Romantic

I found this hiding under a table at my high school.

Bedtime Story

I found this inside a library book – a copy of ‘We Don’t Live Here Anymore’ by hunky Aussie ex-footballer Matt Nable. I’m definitely planning to spend more time at the library in the future if this is typical of the local sexed-up literati.

Not As Carefully

My friend Elizabeth found this in a room she was cleaning at our college, Warren Wilson, right after a Girl Scout troupe had a meeting there. The girl just doesn’t understand! It is wonderful. I especially like the handwriting.

But I Like Nancy

I found this index card in a used book I picked up at Value Village.