Bra Request

This was found in our library book drop bin.

From Diz Bay On

I found this contract in front of my house. It seems that the lawyers who drafted the document weren’t too careful about security.

Aunt FLO

Found on the ground in the parking lot at work.

Uh-oh

A grim forecast scribbled onto a piece of printer paper. The back reads “BECOMING A MAN (12 YEARS OLD)”

Not a Bad Way to Kill a Week

This was found outside a Target store. Somebody (looks like girl’s handwriting) was planning an action-packed seven days!

V Card

This was in my front yard one afternoon. I live near the back entrance to an elementary school so the occasional unsigned permission slip or graded math homework shows up but this V card business sounds salacious. I want one. Where can I get one?