The Pros and Cons of Candy

On Halloween my house gets a lot of trick-or-treaters. A LOT. This year we estimate that about 1,200 kids came by our house. When cleaning up after Halloween I found this note on the floor on a crumpled 3×5 card. Perhaps this was dropped by one of the moms?

Comparisons

Found this in a parking lot. Is it a comparison of lovers to find the best one? Comparing each other? What got me are the sincere, gentle questions then: “Who does more shots when you go out?”

10 Good, 10 Bad

I found this folded up and blowing down my street.

Doesn’t Like My Butt

This was in the back of a sketchbook I found in the UCSD Visual Arts facility. It made my day. 🙂

Not Relationship Material

I found this at my job. It was left by a customer. Apparently the “not relationship material” type of guys are in style.

The Cons Definitely Outweigh the Pros

I found this folded-up by a register at the Brookshire’s in my hometown. It was written on the back of an “ITEM NOT ON FILE LOG.” I don’t know who this person is, but they should probably not date either of these guys.

About Chad

When I was hanging out at this beer garden right on the beach, I looked down and noticed this on the floor by my foot. While the 3 people I was with continued their conversation, I read this to myself, amazed. Finally I had to interrupt them to show them my find. I think it … Continued

Idiot List

Found along the walk.

No Maternal Instinct

While cleaning off a table I found this crumpled up napkin stuffed in the seat.