Nervous Breakdown Pending
It looks like someone needs to get off their butt and get some work done. I’m just glad it wasn’t for me. I found it on the kitchen counter and was momentarily concerned, but my wife had brought it home after she found it.
I Survived
My very first find ever. It’s eerie and inspiring.
My Keys Please
Found rolling down my street in Chicago….on the back of a gas receipt from a station in Harvey, IL. Wonder where the keys went?
Stood Up
I found this on my way home in a bingo hall parking lot at about 3am at the tail end of a heat wave in mid-July. Kind of chuckled at her choosing rhyme to sarcastically express her displeasure with being forgotten. And who is the freak?
Letter from camp
This letter was addressed to someone with the same last name as me- a boy who was writing to his mom- but apparently didn’t know her address (and left no return address). It seems he is in dire need of tic-tacs and useful things.
Donovan
Donovan must have done something.
To Mother
Found this in my front yard while mowing.
Ex Oh Ex Oh
I was taking a break from my run this morning at a shady picnic table in the park. As I leaned over to catch my breathe, I noticed a torn photograph scattered in the grass. I put the pieces together and discovered that someone probably had their heart broken recently.
Divorce Papers
The papers ask the judge to forego the divorce request because of idiocy and love.
Quote Me Now
The bottom left corner has been ripped off. I’m actually kind of hoping it didn’t work out for these two.