Lost and Yappy

While walking my dog Allie one afternoon on the town’s rail trail our forward progression was suddenly stopped when across the path slithered a small garden snake. In true dog fashion, Allie chose to promptly chase the snake into the marsh grasses that run along one side of the trail. Pulling her back I discovered … Continued

Maxine is a Minx

Political advice found on the floor of a train.

Slovenly and Piggish

My friend Eve lives on a private street with four properties off of a main road. The mailboxes are lined up all four on one metal frame. One of those properties is owned by a hoarder. It is a corner property so it’s really visible from the main road. Its a really trashy property. Eve … Continued

Damage Control

I work for a television station and found this in one of our news vehicles. I’m guessing it was given to a reporter when covering a campaign rally in order to get the issue addressed in the news.

Do You Enjoy Your Rights?

Found in the ‘Nonfiction’ section of the local Barnes and Noble. The only person around was an elderly man, flipping through the pages of a novel.

Prayerful and Patriotic Homage to Barack Obama

I found this on a bench while waiting for the Lexington Ave. subway. It’s so carefully crafted and the sentiment rings so true, that I had to pick it up. Oddly, it’s drawn on the back of a truck driver’s pay stub, which I think somehow adds to the authentic feel of it. My girlfriend … Continued

2…?!

I found this on the floor of the elevator in my dorm. Yikes, sounds serious.

Grandpa

Found in movie theater parking lot after having seen “The Invention of Lying.”

Spay and Neuter

I got this as change at some store. Found it funny because there are a lot of illegal field workers around here.