Up Here, Mister

I found this on the sidewalk of a store I shop at.

We’d Really Appreciate It

Found this on our car at our sister’s apartment late one night. Obviously, they need a special spot to load their “loads.” We park there because they hit my sister’s car before, then asked if they could make more room to park there.

Stop It

Was the intruder still asleep in the car when the car owner arrived on the scene? Did they write the note so as not to wake this unknown person?