Beating the System

Found this on the ground at the gas station this morning. This cat seems to have figured out a way to beat the system.

Morther

The girl on the right must be thinking “Why do I have to put my hand on his shoulder? He probably has cooties!”

Dognapper

I found this love letter/threat on a vacant seat on the #76 east-bound bus, on the way to DJ at Delilah’s one unseasonably warm evening.