Tight Spot

Parking in Austin is horrible. Parking in Austin when you’re late to a final is even worse.

Waste of Skin

It was during a horrific snow storm and I ran out of gas on the way to one of two gas stations open at the time. Luckily I was able to turn left onto a street going downhill and I parked my car in front of an apartment building and coincidentally, in front of a … Continued

The Bike Message

I came outside for my lunch break this afternoon to find a note on my bike. No idea who it was from, but apparently they’d really like to park their bike where I’ve parked mine for the past two years.

Mega Giant

I found this note on the sidewalk near my apartment one morning.

We’d Really Appreciate It

Found this on our car at our sister’s apartment late one night. Obviously, they need a special spot to load their “loads.” We park there because they hit my sister’s car before, then asked if they could make more room to park there.

Get Warm Together

I found this in a used Charles Bukowski book that I purchased on eBay. i wonder what “free parking” REALLY means.

Parking Spot

My friend found this note in the parking lot at the University of Houston. Ho! Ho! Ho!

Campus Safety

This note was found on my car after I parked in the temporary spots in front of the high school dorm on my college campus. The note is written on the back of a Scantron.

Asshat!

I found this in the Price Chopper parking lot. Obviously, some jerk parked his car across two or more spots. I like the way the author emphasizes the offender’s obvious sense of entitlement by underlining “you,” as well as the use of “asshat” as opposed to the more pedestrian “asshole.”