You Don’t Work Here

My girlfriend found this under her windscreen wiper after parking at her old place of work one day last summer. It s a good, free place to park for the city center. Obviously someone wasn t happy!

No Brian Try To Find One

My girlfriend found this on her truck a couple days ago when coming back from an appointment. Not sure what Brian can do about this one. Apparently he is the one to solve the parking issues here.

Sardine Parking Job

I manage to live without a car, which is probably a good idea in this city. I found this note on the sidewalk after getting off the subway.

Parking Notice

I woke up and found this. Amazingly, it’s very threatening and lovable at the same time.

All You Have To Do Is Ask

I found this note push-pinned to a tree in front of my apartment. Street parking in my neighborhood is a scarce commodity, and tempers often flare.


I found this on my windshield in the SFO long-term parking, October 2012. I was very late for a flight and parked quickly in a tight spot. I realized I severely squeezed someone in, but I had absolutely no time to park again. The whole 4-day trip I wondered if I’d get a ticket, towed, … Continued