24 Stitches

I’m a stagehand and I found this note on the floor of the convention center after the WWE/ECW show.

Ouch

Found in a book

Stuffed Fang

My best friends found this and felt they should give it to me, I’m not sure how to take it. They found it on a suburban street. We think it must be stuffed.

Accident

Found at Detroit’s Eastern Market in parking lot, Shed 5.

Not a Cookie

I found this on the floor of my office, but I don’t know where it came from. We don’t have any Barbs, and we rarely have cookies. I did have a box of concrete samples in my office earlier in the day, some of which, I suppose, were vaguely cookie-shaped.