A Love Unrequited

Found in the mail at the Ranger Station where I work.

Clean Friends Only

I found this in front of my house. Unfortunately, a day too late for the party!

For Hookin Shit Up

I found this note out in the country next to a huge water tank. It was written on the back of a business flyer that discussed floral arrangements for children’s parties.

Jesus Has a Full Schedule

Found in an office that was being cleaned out for a new employee. I am amazed Jesus has the time to replace plants on a one-on-one basis.

Ancient VIVI Nashmare

Found on the floor in hallway at school. Did the artist mean Ancient Vivid Nightmare? See how he erased “Nashmare”? Maybe thought he should check the spelling first.

51 President

I found this while cleaning an office building. It chills me to the bone.

The Spirit of Anarchy

I found this note next to a bench at the University of Oregon. It was outside the law school, which was hosting the Public Interest Environmental Law Conference. The note was folded in thirds, such that when I picked it up I could only read the top paragraph.

Canned Clams + Meth

I used to work at a coffee shop frequented by an inordinate amount of methamphetamine-addicts. A pair of such unsavory types one day came in with an opened can of (I kid you not) clams, and began offering them to the shop’s patrons. These guys even made a little sign reading “Free Try Me Fresh” … Continued