Jonny’s Lunch Choices

I found this in the lunchroom of the Oregon Museum of Science and Industry. I think I would be a very different person if my mom left notes in my lunch like Jonny’s mom does.

Remember My Promise

This note was found neatly folded on the stairs in my high school.

Dear Toni

Aiden (age 8) found this letter inside a book called “Quakes” in the library at the Village Free School. He is searching for the person who wrote the letter, so far, no luck.

Coke Helps

The students at the high school have been pretty upset since the government mandated healthier food in the vending machines. Apparently this student thought he could give a good persuasive speech about it.

Almost

Here’s a great little find I picked up on the way back from a walk to the local Starbucks. Why almost a woman?

I’m Really Emotional

I teach at the high school and found this on one of the desks after class. I am happy to not know which of my students left this for me to find.

Can’t We Still Get Along?

I took a walk in my neighborhood and found a set of four hand-made flash cards. The others are really funny too but this one is the best. Out of the mouths of babes.

Sandwich Club Meeting

While walking to purchase a burrito, I happened upon the agenda for a certain Sandwich Club Meeting.

Nasty Ass

I work at a bar, and this note was found on one of the video poker machines after a particularly haggard-looking woman had been playing.

Fat Kid

The first day back at school after being sick, I found this posted in the window of the resource room. It didn’t belong there, so I took it down and almost threw it in the recycle bin. Then I realized it belongs here instead.