Found at a gas pump on Valentine’s Day, 2011. Seemed like someone was going to get a kinky holiday surprise, but a quick Google search for “nipple butter” revealed something quite different that what I had assumed.
I work in a church office. We have a small staff. There is a good flow of people through here during the day, but I know everyone who comes by. I found this list on the back stairway down to the basement and the usual suspects who might have created this list deny it is theirs.
I don’t know who wouldn’t feel out of place with that outfit. I found this in a pad of paper in some old school newspaper files. It was the only page written on, and the cryptic nature is pleasantly perplexing.
A shopping list left behind in my basket last Saturday by some thoughtful citizen. Yep. They listed “bullets” on there– and even specified that said ammo be purchased at Wal-Mart. Yep. I live in the South. Sounds like good times were in store. Sippin’ on some refreshing tea with luxuriously brushed hair, firing off a few rounds, and maybe taking some pics for posterity, too.