Incrimination
I found this list at Wal-Mart. Should I have worn gloves when I picked it up, or do I just watch too many crime drama shows?
Granny Crush
At my place of business, we have an enter-to-win ballot box that I clean out once a week. This was written on the back of one of the entry forms. Don’t do it, Granny. He’s just trying to get in your will.
I’m The Boss Bitch
This was slipped under our door on the last day of finals at Heidelberg College. We have no idea who it is from, who wrote the reply, or why it was given to us. I especially like how they wish the “loud music playing man” a great summer.
Me and the Joker
I found this picture in a computer lab in the library at Ohio University during finals week.
Case of Serpent Envy
Found this in the parking lot at work. Desire and temptation are strong themes.
This May Sound Slutty
I found this typewritten note about 10 years ago when I was in college at the University of Toledo. I assume it is a contract for a non-exclusive friends with benefits relationship. I wonder what her “secret purposes” were?
SPRING BREAK!!!
Found this on the floor at a local grocery store.
Poop in the Stairwell
I found this note en route to the laundry room at the Chesapeake Lofts.
The Screaming Chicken
I was stacking up my kids’ library books to return when this list fell out of my daughter’s copy of “Junie B. Jones: First Grader.”
Disc Jockey
Found in a briefcase in an abandoned Chevrolet Dealership on the West Side of Cleveland. I’m guessing its from the early 70′s. I have no idea who this guy is but this is a definite finders-keepers situation.