Case of Serpent Envy

Found this in the parking lot at work. Desire and temptation are strong themes.

This May Sound Slutty

I found this typewritten note about 10 years ago when I was in college at the University of Toledo. I assume it is a contract for a non-exclusive friends with benefits relationship. I wonder what her “secret purposes” were?

SPRING BREAK!!!

Found this on the floor at a local grocery store.

Poop in the Stairwell

I found this note en route to the laundry room at the Chesapeake Lofts.

The Screaming Chicken

I was stacking up my kids’ library books to return when this list fell out of my daughter’s copy of “Junie B. Jones: First Grader.”

Disc Jockey

Found in a briefcase in an abandoned Chevrolet Dealership on the West Side of Cleveland. I’m guessing its from the early 70′s. I have no idea who this guy is but this is a definite finders-keepers situation.

You Suck at Life Now

I was walking home from the park with my kids and thought that I’d take them by the juvie; like, “Hey kids, don’t act up and end up in there some day.” We found this on the sidewalk. I saw the swear word up top and then wouldn’t let my kids have it. They spent … Continued

Thriller

My boyfriend and I found this drawing of a werewolf in the wolf lodge at the Cleveland Zoo. I’m sure some kid is missing it, but it made our day!

Dumbest Dum Dum

I finally got around to cleaning out my backpack for the summer and found this paper crammed underneath a million other loose papers and more than a few folders. I have no idea how it got in there, who wrote it, or who Avery is, but I can tell you right now, he sure is … Continued

Benched

This flash card was in a Marxist theory textbook that I bought online, secondhand. All the margins are full of cramped, tiny, illegible notes, and this fell out of the middle.