I promise that I did not take this off a wall or telephone pole; I actually found it lying on the ground and there were no others to be found anywhere.

All of You Suck

A friend found this on his dormroom door the day he was moving out.


I found this on the floor of the F train heading to Brooklyn. This guy must be from the future or something.

Fat Joe vs. 50 Cent

So I just got a letter sent to my office addressed to Fat Joe, via his publicist. Unfortunately, they got the address wrong, and it wound up in my hands.

Puppy Love

Found this on top of a music listening station while shopping at FAO Swartz, in the basement baby section. If UNO loves me, the world is still good.

Halls of a Hospital

I am fascinated with psychiatrics in the 1960′s – this picture has the pristine darkness of a hospital hallway while a lobotomy is being performed. I found it in a big file suitcase dumped in front of an 8th ave building in Brooklyn, one night on my way home from work. There were immigration cards, … Continued

God Speed

Living off 242nd Street, I spend a lot of time on the 1 train. Recently, I was coming back uptown when this popped out at me. It was slid into the plastic covers of the overhead advertisements.


I found this photograph on filthy floor of the F Train while riding between Jay Street and Bergen Street in Brooklyn. It was just after midnight and I was almost too tired to pick it up. But then, a couple stops later, I realized I was still staring at it. I knew what I had … Continued

What’s Crackin

I sat down next to this note on the bus. It’s written on the back of some sort of messenger delivery slip. Perhaps a delivery etiquette self-reminder?