I found this on a telephone pole near my house. It is someone’s creative response to Pay As You Throw trash bags (anything the city’s residents don’t recycle is required to be thrown away in expensive PAYT bags). It is a solution for getting rid of raccoons and not having to pay for the dumb bags.
Well I guess to be a good repoman it probably helps to know the difference between a Cavalier and a Subara Impreza. My girlfriend found this under her windshield wiper while on business. She never bothered to contact Bob … hope everything turned out sheriffic for Robert!
I am a music teacher. I was working backstage at an all-state music concert for high school students. Someone turned this over to me and I wasn’t able to find the owner. As I started reading the first sentence I imagined a sick grandmother writing to their grandson, then it became obvious this was a peer to peer communication. I love the descriptive analogies, and wonder what exactly was stolen for the requested present.