Frustrated Virgin Needs an FTF

This note was found at a high school nestled at the top of a garbage can. If it isn’t golden I don’t know what is. Cute little cartoons and drawing decorate this seemingly innocent note. Innocent, that is, until we read on a bit and discover this innocent young lady needs an FTF!

Fan Mail

This was found on the floor of the hallway of the Luxor Towers, part of the Luxor Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. My theory is that a couple, overjoyed by the election victory of Obama the night before, had celebrated in a time-honored fashion in the wee small hours — apparently within the hearing … Continued

My Behavior

Robyn found this in the parking lot outside of work, where lots of kids walk home from school daily.

Grievances

I found this not too far from a school, and I assume it is part of a larger paper or project. This kid really thinks stuff isn’t fair. Welcome to life.

Skies the Limit

Found this in the women’s restroom in the airport after a long flight.

Even Cowboys Get the Blues

I found this card in a stack of cards at a gay cowboy bar. It was the only one with a message written on it.

No Holes Barred

This was found on my roommate’s car late at night near a creepy porn shop. We have wanted to call the number for a long time but have been a little afraid. I just called the number and asked the gentleman if he was a escort service. He said, “What?” I repeated the question and … Continued

Signs of Aging

Found in an M&Ms box at the Las Vegas Walgreens check out counter.