Hey ASSHOLE

Whoever wrote this was pissed off. Funny part is how small the piece of paper is. It must’ve have been really late and this is all he could find to write on.

Big Sheep Rancher!

This is Part 3 of 4. We own a sheep ranch in the mild climate of the Pacific Northwest, and have a livestock guardian dog which lives with the sheep to protect them from predators. She is a Maremma, bred for this purpose, and she likes her job of being lazy all day in a … Continued

Doris

This was found by my dad, who is a security guard in a retirement community. He thinks it might be written by a woman living there who brings them ‘treats’ (cookies, etc.) accompanied by her dog. -Patricia

Radio Ghost

I love a passive-aggressive note with a question that is rhetorical. “Has someone left a radio playing?” “Yes.” Sure it was probably pretty inconsiderate of that person, but this note is just lame. I think it was left by the little old lady who had the landlord cut down over 40 fifty year old trees … Continued

Grumpy

I found this note in the hallway of my friends apartment complex in Las Vegas. We were both a little drunk and enjoyed the word “probally” very much. I was tempted to knock on random doors, but then thought better of it..

Dear Friend

I found this in the parking lot of the Relax the Back.