The One with the Cats

I found this in the vestibule of my apartment building one night, and I just had to open the envelope and read it. I put it back where I left it though, so I’m not a total asshole.

Wal-Mart TV

So I get home the other day and find this note in an envelope on my front door. I work from home during the day and leave the blinds open in the front of the house to let light in.

YES I DID!!

I live in a subdivision outside Kansas City. My sprinkler system lost power at some point and I didn’t know it was turning on at odd times. I received this index card folded in half, taped shut, and mixed in with our mail. Out of all my neighbors, there is only one I thought might … Continued

Hey ASSHOLE

Whoever wrote this was pissed off. Funny part is how small the piece of paper is. It must’ve have been really late and this is all he could find to write on.

Big Sheep Rancher!

This is Part 3 of 4. We own a sheep ranch in the mild climate of the Pacific Northwest, and have a livestock guardian dog which lives with the sheep to protect them from predators. She is a Maremma, bred for this purpose, and she likes her job of being lazy all day in a … Continued

Doris

This was found by my dad, who is a security guard in a retirement community. He thinks it might be written by a woman living there who brings them ‘treats’ (cookies, etc.) accompanied by her dog. -Patricia