Alterations in Fluid Volume

I found this while walking my dog near some of the many drinking establishments on Milwaukee’s east side. (Everything is found while walking your dog.) It s written on the back of a 3 x 5 card. My first reaction was that this would make a great band name or album title. Then I thought … Continued

Jeep

I was at the park yesterday and found this GNC business card on the ground. Not only was it discarded by ‘Jeep’ but ‘Nils’ wrote on a GNC card, which somehow implies that he or she is fit and buff, except don’t call them at work.

Ashley Undermines

This was lying on the floor of our high school theater.

She’s a Regular

I found this nowhere near a bar. But I still think I’d like Donna to be my wing-man.

Better Off Alone

I recently read the book Eat, Pray, Love, having checked out the book from my local library. I found this note tucked into the jacket cover. The note struck a chord with me having had a crappy roommate my freshman year in college.

The Same Lonely Person

This tiny post-it note was found stuck to a desk in the library at Uni. It sounds like a serious analysis until you read the poetic and rather depressing final line, when it then sounds like a script from a drama-filled CSI episode!

If You Wish to Proceed

Found in the aisle of the train … seems like a meeting place for an engagement?

Kella

I found this index card in a library book at my school. I don’t really understand what it means, especially the last line “stay pregnant with me.”

Bob Dylan

This was written on the back of a receipt and found by a gas pump.

Real Crimes

I think Found is a literary garage sale and the world is the garage! This was found as I was walking home from the movies. Was it written by a driver that was nabbed by traffic cops? Maybe the person thought the Denny’s employees should be fighting crime rather than serving eggs?