Icy Bag of Poop

Whenever I go to the grocery store, I pick up any discarded shopping lists I see (it’s my voyeuristic side). I found this one a few years ago. Totally normal on one side, and HELLO, pure pre-adolescent genius on the other.

I Want Details

I found this in the grass outside of the mental health office where I work. I don’t think Bre followed the directions from her mom very well.

Whanted

I found this cute little note in the basement right after we moved into our new house.

Ceep You Head Up

I found this in the bottom drawer of a dresser in an apartment I was cleaning out. It made me feel kind of sad.

Don’t Tell Mom

Found in a storage unit I’m cleaning out for whoever is the next to move their stuff in.

The Pretty Girl

I found this in one of my old purses. My youngest wrote it to me. Apparently she hid it there with high hopes I would find it. It’s been at least a year and half since I used that purse. Sad.

Love, Mila

I found this tucked between the pages of a textbook in a thrift store. What’s the reason for placing a towel on someone’s pillow?

Bra Request

This was found in our library book drop bin.

Jonny’s Lunch Choices

I found this in the lunchroom of the Oregon Museum of Science and Industry. I think I would be a very different person if my mom left notes in my lunch like Jonny’s mom does.