Andy Puse

I found this on a napkin left on a table in the Cheesecake Factory. Apparently someone thinks Andy is Stoopid and that he Puse in his pants.

Bad Mood Dude

My husband was taking out the trash and found this note. We are the only ones in our neighbourhood without kids – since we can’t make out the “signature” we have been wracking our brains trying to figure out which kid is mad at his/her mom!

Shuga Lane

Found this at a YMCA lab I used to oversee. One of many mad notes inked on our printers with perplexing threats.

Phonetic Swearing

I found this while helping inventory books in a school library at the end of the school year.

6 Questions

Found this blowing in the wind in my backyard from the alley. Maybe a quiz for this little girl’s step-sibling?

Go With Kale

Found this on my way to the cafeteria.

1000000000 Kisses

When I was walking to work, I cut through the park. The letter was a little wet.

Banas Foster

Recently, at the bar where I work, a girl locked herself in the bathroom and promptly passed out. After ultimately breaking the door down, the girl’s friends took her home; it was not until we closed that we found this note. Apparently the girl’s friend thought she just needed the promise of Bananas Foster to … Continued

Poor Pelican

I work at a community center and I found this drawing on the floor. I thought it was great that he was born in “New Orlands” and died from “lunge cancer.” But, it truly is a sad story.