Robot Bathroom

I found this in the hallway at my old high school. I’m not sure I want to know what might have been the topic of conversation when this was written.


I found this stuck in the bushes of my front yard. I’m imagining some persnickety old woman passing it to a “young person” who had used more colorful language to describe said “BM.”

Get Your Life to Get There

Who says that picking up trash around the neighborhood doesn’t pay off? One 30-gallon bag and three blocks later, I had a rather entertaining read.

Apocalypse Suburbia

A few years ago while I was out running, I found a color negatives strip on a residential street. This one seemed to sum up the American suburban landscape experience pretty well. But, the damage to the negative makes it look downright apocalyptic.

Can Opener

I lived at an apartment building with a less-than-ideal parking situation when I found this, so these kinds of notes were common. But, I especially liked the imagery in this one.

Drano Dinner

I found this list at the local grocery store. Sounds like New York is having a pretty good meal…until you get to the bottom of the list. Glad I wasn’t invited over for dinner.


I found this on the floor at a party.

The Scenery

I found this outside of the gym I go to. It looks like it was a note written on the back of a sticker-backing or something because it was split in half. What I found interesting is that down the road, there is really nothing to see.

Take Me Home

I found this while on a walk during a break from work.