FOUND by Robin in the front yard
So someone folded this up and threw it through our front gate at work. The fax number is to the White House. At least we don’t have to worry about notifying the authorities!
FOUND by Nina in my front screen door
I saw the woman who put it there as I was approaching the house. I thought she was a salesperson, so I asked what she wanted. She said only “I just want to give you this flyer.” Then she rushed pass me and down the block. I assume she was going door to door with them.
FOUND by Savanna in Allendale, Michigan
These signs were posted all over the campus of Grand Valley State University last year. Every single one was hand-written in the same distinct handwriting. I wanted to snag one of the signs right away, but I couldn’t bare the thought of this person not finding their unicycle because I had taken down one of their signs. I waited until the day they expired and made sure to grab one off a campus events board.