Behind You

This was stuck on the side of a house that I was passing by.

Infinite Staircase

I found this while organizing a clothing drive box at my high school. I still wonder why this person hates cats so much.

Put Down

This has a particularly viscous/confusing ending.

A Little Extra Emphasis

I was walking through the hallways of my high school and I stumbled upon a bunch of papers by the theater door. Intrigued, I stopped and picked up a few of the papers. I wonder why someone was so pathetic that he or she deserved four lines underneath the word.

Little Miss Popular Pants

I found this on the sidewalk outside our realtor’s office. One would have to wonder what would cause someone to write this down on a 3×5 card.

I Hope You Miss Me

I found this in a used photo album at a Goodwill store a few years ago. It now lives on my fridge – guests are always commenting on it.

Shouldn’t You Be Smart

I found this at the coffee shop where I work. I wonder if whoever wrote on this dollar wanted it to be circulated, thus insulting strangers at random; or, was it meant for someone, written on, crumpled, and tossed into the lap of their fellow 7th grader, only to be inserted later into the snack … Continued